I love technology but sometimes it can get too fancy too fast. One thing that everyone loves but sometimes can get confusing is Google. Google's awesome but i miss the 1990's where you could win an argument with a lie. You could say anything you want to say and everyone would just be like, "I guess he's telling the truth, i'm not gonna go to the library to look that stuff up." It was fantastic. And if the argument ever got too heavy all you'd have to say is, "No seriously. I swear to God!" and everyone would be like "Calm down, we believe you! You'd never bring God into this if you were lying your ass off." But fast forward to 2012 and now if you say anything remotely crazy your friend is already only his cellphone googling it. The only way to kind of get away with it now is to have someone else back you up thats not God. You have to say something crazy and finish it up with "If you don't believe google it!" and everyone would be like "Calm down, we believe you! You'd never bring Google into this if you were lying your ass off!"
Moral of the story: Google lies.