Thought Of The Day

When living with a roommate and sharing bunk beds, always choose the bottom bunk. Why? Because, ladies and gentleman, farts ... travel upwards.

Thought Of The Day

If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other.

Though Of The Day

I wonder what the person who discovered milk was doing with the cow.

Thought Of The Day

How does 50 Cent sell and market running shoes?! He got shot 9 times, he's obviously not that quick!

Lost: Season 11

Today i was asked how i would like to die... It was a weird question but if i was to choose i think it would be in a plane crash coz at least if your plane is crashing you know before-hand and in that last 10 seconds i would get up, get everyone's attention and fart as loud as i can coz i always wanted to do that on an airplane (mostly coz the air is recycled so they'd all have to smell it) The only flaw is if we'd all survive the crash, it'd be so awkward coz they would have already smelt what in my head would have been "my last fart on earth". The only consolation is that if we survive the plane crash we might all be on the new season of LOST.

Moral of the story: Plan you're death, you might get on TV

Conversation Quotes

Emma: I don't like Nicole Richie, she's only famous coz of her dad.

Byron: Well, you could say the same for Jesus.

Thought Of The Day

You don't have to swim faster than the shark, you just have to swim faster than who you're with.